Navigating The Job Market In An Undesirable Economy
The job market has always been intimidating to navigate but in the current economic state of our country, we can’t help but admit that the…
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Students Transform The State Theatre For Fashion Showcase
The State Theatre, usually occupied for screening classics and eating popcorn, transformed into an eclectic fashion runway on March 23rd, exclusively showcasing art pieces and…
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Cory Booker Makes Good Trouble on The Senate Floor for Over 25 Hours
At 7 p.m. EST on Monday, March 31, Sen. Cory Booker took the Senate floor and did not leave for over 25 hours. Booker, the…
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Trump Administration Makes Middle School Mistake
The Trump administration just made the mistake of our adolescent nightmares: Accidentally adding someone to a confidential group chat. If you’ve been living under a…
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Rich & Miserable: The Nepo Babies We Pity
Maybe you loathe them, envy them or religiously stalk their Instagrams, nepo babies have always been ridiculed for the money and fame that they inherit…
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Cazzie David’s Love Letter to Gen Z
From her collection of essays, “No One Asked for This,” to her web series, “Eighty-Sixed,” Cazzie David isn’t new to criticizing, and humorizing, the cruel…
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Sneaky-Link Etiquette
Ah yes, the sneaky link. An age-old college rendezvous enjoyed (and regretted) by many. Whether they be toxic, spontaneous or just good old fun, the…
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The Comedy Renaissance: VALLEY’s Intro to Stand-Up
We are living in the midst of a comedy renaissance; Social media has transformed the comedy scene and made stand-up comedy accessible to virtually everyone,…
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Senior Spring: A Semester of Spontaneity and Solitude
It can be rough out here for us seniors. We’re supposed to be having the time of our lives, soaking in our last few months…
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How Healthy Is Too Healthy?
From internet health gurus to almond moms and practically everyone in between, people have been sharing their daily supplement regimens. Aside from the usual suspects…
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A Book Guide For The Movie Lover
The new year brings new hobbies and based on the fact that you clicked on this article, reading more was at the top of your…
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Bringing Childhood Games to The Bars
Remember those silly games you’d play at summer camp or in middle school peers’ basements before alcohol became the center of our social scene? We’re…
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Let’s Bring Back DIY Facemasks
Did anyone here go through a phase in middle school where they religiously made at home face masks? These messy, goopy, questionably effective DIY projects…
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The Duality of Mia Khalifa; OnlyFans and Activism
We don’t care how or why you know who Mia Khalifa is but by now, everyone knows who she is. The ex-adult film star turned…
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It’s Soup Season; Butternut Squash Edition
The leaves have officially changed colors, our walks to class have gotten much colder and the desire to cuddle up and stay in over going…
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Classroom Banter
It’s 9 a.m. and you sit down in your first class of the day. The sounds of backpacks unzipping, papers rustling and keyboards clacking fill…
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Navigating The World of Business Casual Shoes
Navigating the world of business casual is an unforeseen task of senior year that can feel daunting as you prepare to tackle career fair season….
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Is Chappell Roan Our New Gaga?
Who else misses the days of meat dresses and dramatic entrances? You can’t lie that the new pop icon on the scene, Chappell Roan, has…
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Timeless Bikinis
Alas, summer is upon us! Everyone’s favorite season comes with the warm sun, the salty breeze and the eternal dilemma of finding the perfect bikini!…
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At What Age Will We Stop Going To The Bathroom With Our Friends?
Whether you started doing it at summer camp as a child, in the middle school stalls or more recently behind a dumpster at a sweaty…
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