The Phone Doesn’t Have To Work Both Ways
There’s that sinking feeling of being unwanted by a friend—like a fleeting fling that’s lost its spark. You find yourself sitting, phone in hand, waiting…
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The Modern Day “Wreck This Journal”
Growing up, everyone either had or wished they had a Wreck This Journal. You know, the journal that you could just totally destroy— basically any kid’s dream. Now, we are looking for ways to get that same creativity within our current lives.
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Five Things To Run From On The Treadmill
The treadmill: a scary, endless track that makes people feel like hamsters on a never-ending wheel. Some people find harmony on the treadmill while others…
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Driving Me Crazy
It’s easy to feel like the borough just isn’t big enough for you and all of your past lovers or failed relationship attempts. Seriously, how…
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But Red’s My Favorite Color!
We have all been guilty of ignoring red flags in the people that we are dating. When we meet someone new and begin to form…
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Where’s Wendy?
We would pour one out for this “native New Yorker,” except, she’s MIA. Wendy Williams is a radio and television talk show host and personality….
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Brackets, Basketball and Betting
It’s that time of year again when basketball is on every TV and thrilling upsets shock the nation. March Madness, a single-elimination tournament played by…
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Pray for that Monitoring Spirit?
We’re returning with the new buzzword of the week, taking over the mental health space. A monitoring spirit known within the Christian community has now…
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Roommate FOMO
College is potentially the only phase in life where all of your favorite people are in the closest proximity to you at all times. Everyone…
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How to Lose a PSU Frat Guy in Ten Days
So you hooked up with a Penn State frat guy. Congrats! Or… maybe not. The next steps are questionable— if there even are any. The frat man is a species that cannot be perfectly placed into one category. It is hard to hold ’em down, but it certainly is not hard to lose them. So, how do you lose a Penn State frat guy in ten days?
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What are the best/worst bathrooms on campus?
The Loo. The Facilities. The Latrine. Everyone needs to go to the bathroom, and sometimes you’re on campus when duty calls. It’s normal and natural,…
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Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride
Everyone loves a good supporting role. The mentor, best friend, sidekick and comedic relief. They’re always there when needed, but steer clear of the spotlight….
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Comfort vs. Contentment
Comfort and contentment– two distinct feelings that have often been viewed synonymously. It can be difficult to differentiate between feeling comfortable and being truly content,…
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Stories Woven Into Fashion
Have you ever explored the racks of a thrift store, and came upon a unique item that stood out to you, but it didn’t really…
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Dear Cupid, What Happened?
Ding! You look down at your phone and see the bright yellow icon with a tiny white ghost appear on your screen. It’s a chat…
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PSU Thespian Society Presents: “Legally Blonde: The Musical”
Oh my god you guys! Penn State’s very own student-run musical theater organization, the Thespian Society, is bringing the beloved story of “Legally Blonde” to…
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Spring Cleaning Your Life
The spring break jitters and hangovers are over. It is time to get into the refreshing part of spring that does not consist of sleeping…
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Setting (Spray) It Straight
When most girls picked up their first makeup brush and eye shadow palette, it was no secret their eyelids had over-pigmented eyeshadow and lipstick that…
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Your “Outie” Loves a Good Marketing Plan
Please enjoy all parts of this article equally. “Severance,” created by Ben Stiller, starring Adam Scott, Britt Lower, John Turturro and Zach Cherry, is essentially…
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Breakup With Your Ugly Boyfriend
We know what you’re probably thinking. Harsh title right? Wrong. Let us elaborate. Breakup with your ugly boyfriend. How you interpret the word ugly is…
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