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Who Runs the World? (Big Oil)
Big oil is presumably the biggest, baddest villain of our time. Big oil-this, big oil-that. It’s on every politician and environmentalist’s lips. The truth is,…
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Singer D4vd Charged with First-Degree Murder
On April 16, 2026, the singer D4vd was arrested and taken into custody for the murder of 14-year-old Celeste Rivas Hernandez. The 21-year-old, whose real…
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Jury Finds Ticketmaster and Live Nation Operated Illegal Monopoly
A federal jury has found that ticket resale company Live Nation, and its subsidiary Ticketmaster, operated as an illegal monopoly that overcharged ticket buyers. The…
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Thank You, Come Again! — A Love Letter to Shared Spaces
Here’s the thing no one tells you when you’re frantically signing a lease and pretending you understand utilities: the people you come home to will…
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The Reality of Health Anxiety
The day begins with you waking up and noticing a new bruise that you didn’t have before. It’s strange, but you ultimately decide to brush…
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The Art of Reconsumption
Our favorite films, TV shows and books can live forever. Oftentimes, our first encounter with a truly good piece of media can feel life-changing. The…
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A24’s “Elden Ring” Casting: Absurd or Enlightened?
Film production studio, A24, of “Everything Everywhere All At Once” and “Marty Supreme” fame is taking on one of their most ambitious projects to date—“Elden…
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Rainbow Wigs as a Proxy for Freedom
One of the main pillars that upholds the societal beauty expectations of women is hair. Hair that is natural, long, shiny and growing out of…
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Vivienne Westwood: a World of Hope
Hello all you VALLEY readers, my name is Molly McMenamy. During my time writing for this lovely magazine, I’ve produced 27 fashion articles. My 28th,…
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Girl Dinner? Try Guy Grub.
Let’s get real — being a woman is hard. From elaborate self-care routines in order to feel adequate enough to leave the house, to our…
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The Rise of Copycat Consumption
Everyone likes to think they’re immune to marketing. That they can just scroll absentmindedly on their “For You” page without being influenced. In reality though,…
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The Rise of Face Card Culture
“Face card never declines.” It’s the kind of phrase that is everywhere on social media, which serves as both a compliment and a standard all…
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Piss Poetry
Joy, love, sadness, anger: humans share a plethora of emotions that are universal across the globe, no matter the background. One of the most primal…
Read MoreMeet VALLEY’S Spring 2026 Entertainment Section Opener: Josh Kondé
Josh Kondé, a fourth year studying Telecommunications and Media, proves that persistence and passion produce opportunities. Known professionally as KONDÉ, he has opened as a…
Read MoreMeet VALLEY’s Spring 2026 Beauty and Health Section Opener: Itzia Carr
Bright lights, bustling streets and car horns honking. These are the different sounds senior Itzia Carr grew up with. Growing up, she was a “major…
Read MoreMeet VALLEY’s Spring 2026 Fashion Section Opener: Ray Somawardana
It’s not every day someone goes from walking the streets of New York City to walking runways around the world. It’s even rarer to discover…
Read MoreMeet VALLEY’s Spring 2026 Self-Improvement Section Opener: Maya D’Alessandro
You already have the answers, you just have to listen. Maya D’Alessandro, a 4th-year studying biobehavioral health, has had a lengthy battle with trust and…
Read MoreMEET VALLEY’S SPRING 2026 CAMPUS CULTURE SECTION OPENER: NOA DIGGS
Student, leader, mentor, advocate. Noa Diggs is more than just a senior at Penn State. Through her work, she is making sure that different voices…
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